Debbie's Dream

Since I have a government job, I get to take a day off on holidays and today is Veteran's Day so I'm home. I did go to work this morning but we didn't get any mail like I though we would. So after a few minutes I came back home. Not that I mind not working, but twice as much work tomorrow morning won't be fun. But I guess I'll live.
I did a little bit of online Christmas shopping today that consisted mainly of buying Transformers. I have 2 grandsons and 3 great-nephews. So no Barbies and hairbows on those Christmas lists.
A few days ago, my friend Debbie stopped me to tell me about this dream she had that I was in. She dreamed that I set us up with two young, hunky men. She said they were really hot and had buff bodies. It seems that we were on a bus with our hunky young men... so I asked Debbie, "We have two young hunks and we were on a bus??? What, you couldn't have us in a Porsche or something?" Debbie said that we were on some sort of chartered bus with a group so I guess we can forgo the Porsche for now. Debbie's man gave her a kiss that "made her toes curl" (that's a direct quote from Deb). I told her that she had been reading waaaaay too many romance novels. She said those two hunky guys were really in to us but unfortunately, she woke up and this dream was cut short. I looked at her and said, "Gee, you couldn't have slept a little bit longer? Because I know that two middle-aged, overweight women are what all young, hunky men want." I suppose some people would call me sarcastic. Imagine.